What’s up, little dude-a-saurus’s? My name’s Stretch, but my friends call me…well, they call me Stretch, too. Gnarly! I’m a most righteously earth-friendly Brachiasaur and I’m taller than all of my buddies, which helps when I try to find em in the forest!
So check it out-Rexxy let me write to ya today. He’s cool like that, dudes! He’s one of my bestest friends and he’s always ready to hang with me and all our other friends on our Island. Speakin’ of our Island, it’s got, like, the yummiest plants ever! I usually go kick it in the Rainforest, where I’ve got my choice of all sorts of wacky colored plants! Just the other day I totally gnawed on a huge purple leaf that was as big as my head! Totally wicked, right?
And Horns was there, pumping iron, and he told me to quit eatin’ and to come lift weights with him. And I was like, ‘Horns, just chill out bro-ceratops!’ Hahaha. I made a new nickname for Horns! Ya see, he’s a Triceratops, so I just mashed that word together with ‘bro’, and I got ‘Bro-ceratops.’ Gnarly to the prehistoric power, dude-a-saurus’s! He didn’t think so, though. Whateverrrrr!
Hold up…What’s that Rexxy? Ok, I’ll be there in a sec, dude…Looks like I gotta goto to the Dojo in the Arctic Tundra to practice some sweet karate moves. You dudes take it easy out there, and I look forward to hangin’ out with ya when ya come to Webosaurs Island! Peace out, little dude-a-saurus’s!
P.S. Here’s a super cool pic of me chillin’ with a tiny bug dude. I love it when they hang with me!