Alright so it’s me again! Yeah that’s right…the one, the only HORNS. I am back and I am badder than ever. Just check out this picture of me flying through the air from vine to vine. Pterry took this while he was paddling around the swamp in some kinda log boat. So weird!
Stretch has been bugging me to show him how to swing the vines, so that’s what I was in the middle of doing when Rexxy shows up and challenges ME to a RACE!? HA…this would not be a challenge, all you little HORNS fans!
Ya see, because of Rexxy’s tiny arms, this race would be over before it started! So in order to give him a fair shot, I decided to give him a two vine head start. Two whole vines! Pretty nice of ol’ Horns, right? Well, my plan back-fired because Rexxy beat me! UGH! I do not like letting those words out of my mouth. He beat me! It makes me wanna drink 4 swamp juices and throw some boulders into the Volcano. Ya hear me? Nobody beats Horns! I GAVE him a head start. The match was rigged! RE-MATCH! RE-MATCH!
What? You think you can take me? Let’s see whatcha got, little HORNS FANS! Come challenge me to a race on the vines and we’ll see who’s number 1! Do you really think you can take the top spot on the leader board? I am numero uno that’s right #1…HORNS! HORNS! HORNS! HORNS!